I bought some broccoli at the store and lo and behold, they were adorned with shower caps. I kid you not, –> shower caps, to protect the “heads” from whatever things screw up broccolli. It was sort of amusing and somewhat strange but I guess no more strange than the long list of consumer goods/services that are dreamt up for purposes of customer satisfaction, appeasement, and denial.
But the best part about this new packaging innovation is now I can, finally, shower with my beloved, my broccoli.